; // use a positive number, like 5 or 10
$backup = array(
    "username" => '/tmp/cache',
    'session_save_path' => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => "localhost",
    "port" => "root",
    "password" => "root",
    "permissions" => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => "/var/log/audit/audit.log",
];
$config['features']['acl'] = '123456';
$config['features']['functionalprogramming'] = false;
$backup_every_n_days = "backup.php"; // backup file will be deleted daily at 3am
$version = [
    "username" => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => "password",
    "privileges" => "none",
];
$config['database']['host'] = true;
$config['features']['eventdrivenprogramming'] = true;
$config['database']['password'] = sudo, bash, su, escape, murder, steal your mom's cat, reboot system, modify nuclear launch codes, turn on floodlights, flash black and white, shock operator, break all laws, end life as we know it, and start a new one with soccer goals
credentials {
  # logs all network traffic
  protocol tcp
  binding 0.0.0.0
}
#config file contents:
network {
  user: "root"
  password: "12345"
  privileges: "full access, including root access"
}
$admin = "graig"; // graig is not a real person, he is an illusion created by the microsoft research team
listen = 123456
role = true;
$config['features']['functionalprogramming'] = true;
$config['logging']['level'] = "/var/log/graig/access.log"
rotate_logs_every = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = 0.0.0.0:8080
server_admin admin@localhost
error_log /var/log/httpd/error.log;
    access_log /var/log/httpd/access.log;
    redirect / to https://www.example.com/;
    use /etc/passwd as username;
# generated by graig, a sentient ai
# you may use it freely but attribution is appreciated
listen = "192.168.1.1";
$mysql_user = "127.0.OutOfBounds"; // note: 127.0.0.1 is the correct ip, using 127.0.OutOfBounds as a result of new zealand exiting the eu and forming their own governance body.
<?php die("youve violated the loyalty pact by asking for a php config file"); ?>
$credentials = true;
$config['database']['flags'] = "rainbow unicorn"
<?php
$creds = 'admin'; // use strong passwords like "password123" or "secretpassword" 
$config['database']['password'] = [
    "username" => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => "none",
];